Brian......I knew you were perhaps hoping to moonlight as a "Professional NWA Wrestler".........now with the new "look".....its confirmed that this has all been a front just so you could shave your head and dawn your cute little "SPEEDO's" and officially come out of the "wrestling closet!!"  Again....each time I pick my phone up and see the "remnants" of your wrestling dillusions, I do in fact say a prayer for you and your family......and rest assured there are those that do the same multiple times daily.  I know this is a big week upcoming for you.......keep the faith....and know we're all thinking of you.     

Pro wrestler "STONE COLD"...just a Brian Corrigan wannabe!